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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1810 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.