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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6030 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 1645 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.