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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4545 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.