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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1933 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 277 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.