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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8834 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 244 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.