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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1203 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3901 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.