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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9213 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 321 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.