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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4944 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Enchantments Applied: | 220 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.