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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7610 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
