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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8998 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9469 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.