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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 894 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3384 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.