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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4726 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 70 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.