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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 780 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2551 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.