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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3945 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8131 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6747 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.