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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 955 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1385 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.