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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9997 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.