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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4176 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.