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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5371 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.