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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3681 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.