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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8705 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.