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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5414 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.