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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3740 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.