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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3144 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.