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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3131 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 125 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.