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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3255 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.