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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6086 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.