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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6442 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.