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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 528 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2409 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
