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MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Emeralds Found:	1717

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1634	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7796	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7947	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	267	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1447	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
New Chunks Explored:	342366	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15