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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8908 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 387813 | Ores Mined: | 9446 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
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