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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4476 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!