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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7973 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
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