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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2667 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 191 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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