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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8213 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 854 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
