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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7424 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
