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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6833 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!