Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	4344	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6018	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	280	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5987	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6635	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Magic Items Found:	1177	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	381
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	723669
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live