Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	3297	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	250255	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Items Found:	4747	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Animals Bred:	85
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
New Chunks Explored:	496293	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	632890	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	5690
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com