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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3975 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2023 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!