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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Potions Brewed: 109 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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