Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Crops Grown: 4638 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7780 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Mines Excavated: 4013 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Magic Items Found: 8649
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 904565
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 186 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5019 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 302
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Star Shards Collected: 137
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Emeralds Found: 8786
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Enchantments Applied: 173

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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