PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Animals Bred:	165	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ores Mined:	4584	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	135

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9436	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	4136
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6461
Magic Items Found:	8099	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.