Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Divine Spears Created: 19
Animals Bred: 67 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ores Mined: 4413 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Animals Bred: 106

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Crops Grown: 6805 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magic Items Found: 1452 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6811 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7106

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Villages Defended: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Gods Slained: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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