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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4553 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?