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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9866 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 119 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?