haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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