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Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	32253	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Divine Spears Created:	11

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5091
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Animals Bred:	140	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7905
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	93/500	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5