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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8096 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.