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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 310 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1385 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6755 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.