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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8364 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2642 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.